The Slice N Dice Blockade, colloquially known as the Spinner, is the highest-level tower that the Squire and Countess have access to. The tower has a small spin-up time before attacking and obtaining maximum damage, but it inflicts the most damage over time on a single enemy out of any of the Squire's towers.

Defense Area of Effect determines the range at which the Slice N Dice Blockade starts spinning, and not the damage range; the damage range is 1.45 at minimum speed and 4.42 at maximum speed regardless of stats. Defense Attack Rate does not affect the attack speed of this tower, but only the warm-up speed. The tower always hits every 0.2 seconds.


If a party has extra defense units, then these towers are a good replacement for less costly blockades. For a soloing Squire, the Slice N Dice is particularly effective because it combines high health with good damage output. Under most normal circumstances, placing this tower properly (e.g. hidden behind a corner) will make it both safe from enemy attacks as well as extremely deadly to anything less than an Ogre.

The health on these towers is high but they do require the player to repair them occasionally, as Kobolds and Dark Elf Archers may hit them if not accompanied by other towers. Another potential threat to this Tower are the Dark Elf Mages and their endless Skeletons, which can take it down over a long period of time.

Upgrade Table

Level Health Damage Attack Rate (in sec) Attack Range Spin-up Time* Upgrade Cost
Base 537 25


4.35 15.00 140
TowerUpgraded 1 917 50 0.10 5.23 11.37 100
TowerUpgraded 2 1290 78 0.10 5.89 9.63 200
TowerUpgraded 3 1910 128 0.10 6.76 8.00 400
TowerUpgraded 4 2579 187 0.10 7.50 6.94 700
TowerUpgraded 5 3329 258 0.10 8.19 6.13 1220
  • *Spin-up Time = Seconds to reach maximum spin speed
  • Upgrading a hero defense increases its damage by 10% each level, and its health, lifespan or detonation count by 20% (a level 5 defense will deal 50% more damage and have 100% more health than a defense with no upgrades).
  • On the other hand, upgrading a hero defense will mean that it acts as if the Hero has a higher Defense Area of Effect and Defense Attack Rate. A level 1 turret gets a bonus of +2 to all stats, while a level 5 turret gets +36.
  • While the hero who summoned the tower is active, its damage is increased by 33% (PC).
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